Its Official

12 June, 2012

 Well its official, the website is active and open for business. We appreciate everyones support and patience. It took a little longer than we anticipated because we wanted to make sure it was up to Funky Elder standards. We hope you will appreciate the extra effort put into the site as much as you enjoy the Funky Elder products. So "RESPECT THE ELDER", and start shopping, Funky aint gettin no younger, just better. -"HAVE A FUNKY DAY!"

48 Hour Countdown to

30 May, 2012

Behold! The Funky Elder, top of the food chain. 48 hours to website launch. If Funky Elder wasn't the strong, confident man he is, he might be intimidated and bit nervous about such a monumental day. But Funky Elder "is" a strong, confident and also extremely (almost uncomfortably) handsome man, so he is "not" intimidated in any way. Though, he is excited and will always refer to himself in third-person, because that is what exceptional individuals do. See you in a couple of days. "Respect the Elder"and "have a funky day"-

First Post: 53 Days to

09 April, 2012 coming soon June 1, 2012