Terms and ConditionsHere comes the "legalspeak"....
Please take a moment to review the Terms and Conditions Associated with the Funkyelder.com website. Your use of this website constitutes your agreement to follow these rules and to be bound by them. If you do not agree with any of these Terms and Conditions, please do not use the Funkyelder.com or Shop.funkyelder.com websites
CHANGES TO 'THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Funkyelder.com and its associated logos are trademarks or service marks of Funky Elder, Inc. Unless otherwise noted, you should assume that everything you see, hear, or otherwise receive from the Site (the "Content") is likewise copyright, trademark, or other intellectual property owned or licensed by Funky Elder, Inc. and protected under U.S. and international laws and treaties. Content includes, without limitation, images, graphics, photographs, trademarks, logos, text, documents, sounds, the Site as a whole, and the selection, coordination and arrangement of Content. Use of any Funky Elder,Inc.. trademark, service mark, logo or trademark is prohibited without its prior written permission. Use of trademarks in domain names for apparel related sites is prohibited. Other trademarks, if any, used on the Site are the property of their respective owners.
Funky Elder, Inc. is committed to protecting your privacy. We use the information we collect about you to process orders and to provide a more personalized shopping experience.
USE OF INFORMATION
When placing an order there is certain information that we must collect to process your order. This includes email address, name and mailing address, credit card numbers and expiration date. This will allow us to process and fulfill your order and also provide tracking information and updates to the consumer. In other words, "If you want some Funky Elder stuff we need to get paid for it".
From time to time there may be information on our Web Site or in our catalog that contains typographical errors, inaccuracies, or omissions that may relate to product descriptions, pricing, and availability. Funkyelder.com and or its parent company Funky Elder, Inc. reserves the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions and to change or update information at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order).
We welcome your comments about the Website. However, any comments, feedback, notes, messages, ideas, suggestions or other communications (collectively, "Comments") sent to us, whether through the Website, e-mail, facsimile, U.S. mail or other means, shall be and remain the exclusive property of Funky Elder, Inc. Your submission of any such Comments shall constitute an irrevocable assignment to Funky Elder, Inc. of any and all worldwide rights, titles and interests in all copyrights and other intellectual property rights in the Comments. As such, Funky elder, Inc. and any of its affiliates will be entitled to use, reproduce, disclose, publish and distribute any material you submit for any purpose whatsoever, without restriction and without compensating you in any way. For this reason, we ask that you not send us any Comments which you do not intend to assign to us, including any confidential information or any original creative materials such as stories, product ideas, computer code or original artwork.
LIABILITY OF FUNKYELDER.COM
The use of the funkyelder.com site and the Content is at your own risk.
When using the funkyelder.com Site, information will be transmitted over a medium that may be beyond the control and jurisdiction of funkyelder.com, Funky Elder, Inc. and its suppliers. Accordingly, Funkyelder.com assumes no liability for or relating to the delay, failure, interruption, or corruption of any data or other information transmitted in connection with use of theFunkyelder.com Site.
THIRD PARTY AND CO-BRANDED WEBSITES
The Website may contain hyperlinks ("links") to websites operated by persons or entities other than Funkyelder.com ("third-party Websites") or to co-branded websites operated by a third party, including affiliates ("co-branded Websites"). We provide such links for your reference and convenience only. A link from Funkyelder.com to a third-party Website does not imply or mean that we endorse the content on that third-party or co-branded Website or the operator or operations of that Website. You are solely responsible for determining the extent to which you use any content at any third party or co-branded Websites to which you might link from our Website. Funky Elder, Inc. or Funkyelder.com ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGES INCURRED AS A RESULT OF ANY DEALINGS WITH ANY THIRD-PARTY WEB SITE OR CO-BRANDED WEB SITE, ANY MERCHANT OR OPERATOR OF A THIRD-PARTY WEB SITE OR CO-BRANDED WEB SITE, OR ANY OTHER PERSON WITH WHOM YOU ENGAGE IN ANY TRANSACTION.
Funkyelder.com attempts accurate products descriptions, and have made great efforts to accurately display the colors of products that appear on the Site. However, as the actual colors you see will depend on your monitor and/or other technological circumstance, we cannot and do not guarantee that your monitor's display of any color will be accurate. We do not warrant that product descriptions or other content of the Website are complete, reliable, current, or error-free. Unless otherwise stated, the prices displayed at the Website are quoted in U.S. Dollars.
Blah, blah, blah... funkyelder.com has the right to refuse any business at any time without notice. Although as it relates to legal tender, Funky does not foresee turning down anything but his collar. Funky loves the ladies and the monies. We appreciate your business and will do everything within our scope of ability and know how, to assure that you have a pleasant, fun and satisfactory shopping experience on the funkyelder.com website. Consider this site your official home away from home. Except in this home everything has Funky Elder's name and face on it.- "Respect the Elder" and "have a funky day!"